What is Defensive Cricket?
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A relationship tactic, involving nailing as many people as possible when one's partner is overseas. Designed to ensure that maximum downside on partners return is the relationship itself, not also a feeling of having wasted some of ones life.
"What did you get up to friday?" "Defensive cricket"
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A justification for doing a fat bird.
"Dude that bird was fat" "Defensive cricket MOTHERFUCKER!!!"
Random Words:
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To have sex with a women twice your age plus one year.
Hey mate, I got my Boilers Ticket last night, I had sex with your mum.
See toyb..
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this is a phrase i cam up with when somebody asks you for example, why you dint do somthing there way, or the way they like.
Q:why didn..
