What is Defensive Cricket?
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A relationship tactic, involving nailing as many people as possible when one's partner is overseas. Designed to ensure that maximum downside on partners return is the relationship itself, not also a feeling of having wasted some of ones life.
"What did you get up to friday?" "Defensive cricket"
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A justification for doing a fat bird.
"Dude that bird was fat" "Defensive cricket MOTHERFUCKER!!!"
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To describe a "skank" or "ho". A female who is tactless in her self-dispensal to the extent her ass gives off a &quo..
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Someone's backside pubes that's covered in human decafitation and is quite long to resemble a fringe.
"Ewww, that guy&ap..
