What is Defensive Cricket?
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A relationship tactic, involving nailing as many people as possible when one's partner is overseas. Designed to ensure that maximum downside on partners return is the relationship itself, not also a feeling of having wasted some of ones life.
"What did you get up to friday?" "Defensive cricket"
2.
A justification for doing a fat bird.
"Dude that bird was fat" "Defensive cricket MOTHERFUCKER!!!"
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a fancier and funnier way of syaing "fuck my life"
-Dude i just did your ma
-Fornicate my existence
See fuck my life, balls..
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Having a texas sized, shapely posterior.
That girl was sporting some texass beef
See thibodeaux..
