What is Defensive Cricket?
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A relationship tactic, involving nailing as many people as possible when one's partner is overseas. Designed to ensure that maximum downside on partners return is the relationship itself, not also a feeling of having wasted some of ones life.
"What did you get up to friday?" "Defensive cricket"
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A justification for doing a fat bird.
"Dude that bird was fat" "Defensive cricket MOTHERFUCKER!!!"
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Classy masterpiece, a masterpiece of class - as invented by Jonathan Ross
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An off shoot of gay lord Someone completely gay but without the regality of a lord. Lower in class but just as faggy.
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