Defensive Cricket

What is Defensive Cricket?


1.

A relationship tactic, involving nailing as many people as possible when one's partner is overseas. Designed to ensure that maximum downside on partners return is the relationship itself, not also a feeling of having wasted some of ones life.

"What did you get up to friday?" "Defensive cricket"

2.

A justification for doing a fat bird.

"Dude that bird was fat" "Defensive cricket MOTHERFUCKER!!!"


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