What is Defensive Cricket?
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A relationship tactic, involving nailing as many people as possible when one's partner is overseas. Designed to ensure that maximum downside on partners return is the relationship itself, not also a feeling of having wasted some of ones life.
"What did you get up to friday?" "Defensive cricket"
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A justification for doing a fat bird.
"Dude that bird was fat" "Defensive cricket MOTHERFUCKER!!!"
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when your dad's farts smell so bad that you knock yourself out rather then sitting there and smelling it.
Phillip's dad farte..
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it when you beleve there is a god you just dont give a shit
bible thumper:god made the earth the sun and stars he is all powerfull
me:..
