What is Defensive Shopping?
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Buying presents for acquaintances out of fear they might surprise you with a gift.
"Great!" I'll have to start my defensive shopping tonight after work. I have a bad feeling Peggy's gonna surprise me with one of those sweaters she loves to knit for Christmas.
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Local women notorious for getting too drunk and peeing the bed/ couch/ etc. after intercourse.
"Dude, I woke up the next morning w..