Defensive Shopping

What is Defensive Shopping?


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Buying presents for acquaintances out of fear they might surprise you with a gift.

"Great!" I'll have to start my defensive shopping tonight after work. I have a bad feeling Peggy's gonna surprise me with one of those sweaters she loves to knit for Christmas.

See christmas, gift, give, acquaintance


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