Deffinately Edit Meaning

1. The mark your log leaves inside the toilet bowl. Jesus, I know Mary used the bathroom last! I can't believe the friggin' dud..

1. A sharpener having all the capablities of a manual pencil sharpener, with less labor, all you have to do is stick the pencil in and boom..

1. High quality, expensive coffee (i.e. Starbucks, Peets, etc.) Give her the news after she has some yuppie crack...