What is Definate?
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This is not the way it's spelled!
The way to spell "definite" is DEFINITE.
There's no "A" in it! Dammit!
And, while I'm on the subject, there is no "A" in "excellent"!
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(v.) A combination of two words: define (to assign meaning to a word) and defecate (to take a crap). To assign an arbitrary meaning to a word spontaneously; to fabricate a definition on the spot. In other words: to pull a definition out of your ass. Related: defination (n.)
In a melodious harmony, the word "definate" was, in itself, definated to become a defination.
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