Deflectication

What is Deflectication?


1.

To deflect the blame of having deficated on someone else.

Imagine this situation: You have just taken a large poo in the bathroom, only to realize the toilet doesn't flush. The guy/girl you are madly in love with is outside the door, waiting to use the bathroom. What do you do? You walk out, blame the poo on someone else and say, "Dude, I definately only went in to wash my hands." You have succesfully deflected any suspicion of defication, thus "deflectication". Good job.

See poop, bathroom, loquacious, deficate


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