Defra Lard Pole

What is Defra Lard Pole?

An erection caused by the lusting of a co-workers (typically in the civil service) obese frame and immense buttocks

David saw Vanessas arse and the resulting defra lard pole lasted three hours

See erection, lard, fat, civil, servant

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