Defra Lard Pole

What is Defra Lard Pole?

An erection caused by the lusting of a co-workers (typically in the civil service) obese frame and immense buttocks

David saw Vanessas arse and the resulting defra lard pole lasted three hours

See erection, lard, fat, civil, servant

Queefer Sutherland

1. 1. A clever and innovative way of calling one a queef, while also demonstrating your vast knowledge of the artistic stylings of Kiefer S..

Ambitextrious

1. the ability to text with either hand Dude i'm so ambitextrious i can text answers with my right hand and my girlfriend with my lef..

That Shit

1. d. another term for really high grade marijuana Rico said "Its that shit bra" See chronic, dope, marijuana, green, weed, ric..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Defra Lard Pole Edit Meaning