Defra Lard Pole

What is Defra Lard Pole?

An erection caused by the lusting of a co-workers (typically in the civil service) obese frame and immense buttocks

David saw Vanessas arse and the resulting defra lard pole lasted three hours

See erection, lard, fat, civil, servant

Crotchies

1. when u have little rodents running around in your crotch, it feels wierd, REALLY WIERD dude i have to say my crotchies are itchin like ..

Brooze

1. a bruise caused by booze. dude...look at that brooze on your leg... See scratch, cut, bruise, booze, drunk..

Integrale

1. The most superior rally car ever made. Will eat cossies for breakfast. Never used by pikies. the Integrale won 6 consecutive WRC rallie..

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