Defra Lard Pole

What is Defra Lard Pole?

An erection caused by the lusting of a co-workers (typically in the civil service) obese frame and immense buttocks

David saw Vanessas arse and the resulting defra lard pole lasted three hours

See erection, lard, fat, civil, servant

Pig Play

1. "dirty" gay sex - W/S, scat, sweat, etc He is a total bottom and loves pig play. See gay, fetish, bottomfeeder, farmboy..

You Suck Weener

1. 1) Giving head...to a small willy. 2) Something you say to somebody when they have annoyed you 1)Jessica sucks large amounts of weener..

Muchor

1. A face-eating disease known for the first time in 3rd world countries where those fools can't afford common medicine....fucking ass..

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