Defuckify

What is Defuckify?

1.

to reverse the fucked-up-ness of a fucked up sleep schedule.

"Maybe you should try to maintain something remotely resembling a sleep schedule."

"I have one -- it's just fucked up."

"Then maybe you should defuckify."

See fuck, sleep, schedule, sleep deprivation

2.

The eventual act of regaining one's sanity after a prolonged duration of a (poorly thought out) substance-induced altered state of consciousness.

"I called in sick to my parents. I can't see them right now. I need to defuckify".

...Let's have some wine. It will help. I swear. (10:30 am)

See sober up, insane, lunacy

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