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Taking the sleeping pill Ambien and then proceeding to do shit similar to drunken activites, minus the incontinence and slurred speech.
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When you're fucking your old lady doggie style and you tag off to your retriever to take your place.
The other night I was doing C..
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The small pieces of organic debris that somehow miraculously survive in the bowl after you flush the toilet.
"Man, did you flush? ..