What is Deja Poo?
1.
The undeniably eerie feeling that you've seen all this shit before.
The undeniably eerie feeling that you've seen all this shit before. ;->
2.
The experience of thinking you have had the same poop, on a previous occasion.
Dave: So after eating all that Jeff's Pizza for two days in a row, I totally experienced Deja Poo
Dan: That sucks
Dave: Could have been worse, I at least had an initial clean wipe.
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3.
A poo that contains remnants of a meal that you recently consumed.
"Whoa, I've seen that corn before! That's a deja poo!"
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4.
when you take a shit, and it looks like one you've done before, ergo deja poo
JOsh: dude ull never guess what just happened?
Tom: what?
Josh: i just got some serious deja poo
Tom: i fuckin hate you
Dave: same
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5.
When you think you're done with your morning shat, but you have to go back for more.
Jane: Weren't you just in that bathroom??
Dick: I've got a case of DEJA POO!
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6.
When you hold in a shit so long that you start getting flashbacks of the last time when you shat your pants.
Fuck man.
What dumbass?
That damn school bus takes so long to get home. And I had to shit since the start of weightlifting - that shit makes you have to shit more when you do them squats, but anyhow I had to hold in that shit so long I started getting deja poo. It went out nice n easy, and damn it felt good.
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