Deja-fu

What is Deja-fu?


1.

A very mysterious form of martial arts where the weapon of choice is time.

Lu Tze, grand master of Deja-Fu, has already kicked your butt. Don't you remember challenging him?

2.

The feeling you've been kicked in the head like this before.

People who have faced Shawn Michaels more than once in the squared circle often feel deja-fu.


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