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To masturbate; have a wank
My mum came in and caught me doing the five fingered shuffle..
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Words you should always have close to your heart.
Remember, Having sex with a child may feel good, but you still shouldn't do it...
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A woman's gift of nag.
Speak softly and carry a vag hammer.
I wasn't home for more than 10 minutes when she took out her va..
