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When a waitress adds black coffee to your creamed coffee which darkens it.
Damn, when I wasn't looking that waitress went and reni..
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make sure you are prepared. and then when you feel ready start masturbating in your room. scream "mum".
then the fun bit...
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If one's girlfriend is on a period one should stick one's cock up her ass instead
When a man fucks his lady up the ass becaus..