Delaura Middle School Edit Meaning

1.

a middle school resembling a prison, in satellite beach, florida. dances are the kids that plan them and the fucking teachers doing to electric slide. boys basketball traditionally sucks, the girls actually win. we have fat cheerleaders who don't compete. we can't wear flip flops, which is weird because it, ahem, ON THE FUCKING BEACH. ghetto as hell. full of poor kids and ones that want to shoot up the school. obviously zoned by a retard. nobody even pretends they don't hate it, even at the pep rally.

at delaura middle school, the dean thinks he's a freaking cowboy. sweet.

See middle school, school, florida, prison, fl

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Delaura Middle school is a hell-hole located by "beautiful" Satellite Beach, Florida.

Home to a Boy's basketball team that can't play for shit.

Most of the eighth graders are moderatley cool, while the sevies think they're hot shit, but they're really annoying, and everyone wants to punch them.

So far, three chicks have gotten pregnat.

All the guys are sexually confused and wear Hollister Co. *cough*Thad-A*cough*

And most girls wear short-shorts with their fat thighs giggling *cough*Alisha-B*cough*

This school only sucks becuase of the sevies and that fat bitch in the power wheel chair.

Example one-

Power wheel chair lady: Do those sandals have backs?

Slut: Fuck you betch! I hate DeLaura Middle School, and you!

Example two-

Brandon M: I'm gay and proud!

Teacher: Shut the fuck up Brandon. *rolls eyes*

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3.

Delaura is a horrible. Some of the students and teachers there are so stupid. Delaura has good parts and bad parts. The good parts would be, the dean is cool other than the cowboy thing, there are some cool teachers in art, drama, spanish 2, the double class teachers, and 7th grade lang arts and science, and some of the 8th graders are cool. The bad parts are, we cant go to mcdonalds or anywere else, most of the teachers are stupid, the vice principal is horrible, most of the students are obnoxious ( expecially 7th graders), we are on the beach and cant were flip flops, and most of the facalty has nothing better to do than dress code people, and edline is a pain in the butt, but thats at every school. Overall delaura sucks! if you are a parent, dont send your kids here.

Oh..... In a different section it talks about thad and alisha. They are both cool. Get off there backs. If you have nothing better to do than post comments about what people ware than you need to get a life!

Delaura Middle School Life

Teacher: Why are you wereing flip flops?

Student: what the hell do you mean by that? WE ARE ON THE BEACH!!!!!!!

Teacher: Put some shoes on.

Student: Get a life. We are on the beach. I should be able to were flip flops.

Teacher: I dont care what you think. You are just a kid.

Student: screw you! You are just an old waste of skin. Go rot in a hole.

Teacher: you just earned yourself a detention!

Student: whatever. Its not like you are going to actully show up to make sure i come. you are to lazy.

Teacher: Ok! you win. just go sit down.

Student: Tell the whole class you have no friends, and you are a loser.

Teacher: Ok

Teacher: I have no friends, and I am a loser.

Student: hahahahahahahahaha

Student: What an idiot.

See delora, school, beach

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A middle school located in Satellite Beach, Florida. Where the teachers are lazy and dont teach you anthing. Where the girls are all sluts and whores. Where the boys are all nerds or total players. Where the boys basketball team sucks, but the girls team is actually pretty good.

Their are tons of suspenses at DeLaura, wheather is be for drugs, violent,going down the street to McDonalds, etc. There are also tons of dress codes for short shirts and flip flops(um... hello... were on the beach!)

Kid 1: That girl is a total slortch!

Kid 2: Yeah.. shes from DeLaura Middle School!

Kid 1: Well that explains it.

See delaura middle school, middle school, school, sluts, whores, bitches, dress code, suspension, teachers

5.

A school filled with stupid, gay, gross, nasty, people. The teachers dont teach u shit. The girls dress like whores and sluts and the guys all wear holister and abercrombie. Most people do drugs which is why they don't have lockers. It isn't a ghetto school by the way. I guess you can say it's a "white" ghetto school since there are only a handful of blacks there. I advise you to never let your child enroll here! I went there and now I go to satellite. Which is so much better!

I would never want my daughter to ever go to delaura middle school!

See delaura, school, florida