Delayed Drunkeness

What is Delayed Drunkeness?

When you drink several shots of Bacardi and the effects don't kick in until the next day, 12 hours later.

"Damn guys, when's this shit gonna start to kick in?"

--12 hours later--

"TIMIL DEEEPPPS!!! OCONOC!!!! RETARDEd.....DILdO....FUCkERSSSS!!!"

Field Pudding

1. noun: Watermelon "My momma's momma used to love eating watermelon out on them cotton fields...she calls it field pudding"..

Floppy Legs

1. Someone who tries to kick a football or walks kicking their legs out with really long legs and hoisted trousers, resulting in Floppy leg..

Aronious

1. Something that is completely unheard of and wrong. Extremely false accusations made at someone. This was used in the movie Wedding Crash..

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