Delayed Drunkeness

What is Delayed Drunkeness?


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When you drink several shots of Bacardi and the effects don't kick in until the next day, 12 hours later.

"Damn guys, when's this shit gonna start to kick in?"

--12 hours later--

"TIMIL DEEEPPPS!!! OCONOC!!!! RETARDEd.....DILdO....FUCkERSSSS!!!"


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