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When a bearded man eats out a girl on her period.
Laura called out "its time for the feasting lion" just as she burst into me..
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The north Jersey version of a Wawa, except without the gas. Basically a convenience store with a sandwich shop. Much better than anythin..
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crappy chinese food.
waitress: you rike some food?
Me: yeah anything but the moo goo gai pan. It gave me the shits last night.
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