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When someone gets an instant message while firing off some knuckle children at the privacy of their home computer.
After an unsuccessfu..
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To be torn, as in Natalie Imbruglia's song, "Torn".
I don't know if I should call that girl back, I know she's..
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The act of having a wank while asphyxiating one's self ala Michael Hutchence. Good times.
Jeremy had grown old with wanking. He&ap..