Deli Mustard

What is Deli Mustard?

The act of shitting and pissing on someone's chest while they are sleeping, and rubbing it around

That asshole pissed me off, so i gave him some DELI MUSTARD

See deli, mustard, dirty, sex

Tight As A Gnat’s Twat

1. not generous and does not like spending money,miserly,mean He was tight as a gnat’s twat that he counted every biscuit in the tin! See..

Femt

1. 1. (noun)A Man's penis antonym: a woman's twat (a woman's vagina) 2. A man's cock 3. A man's dick 4. A man&..

Golcich

1. Aussie slang used to describe women whose appearance is deshevelled, unkept, or otherwise innapropriate. Occasionally abbreviated to &ap..

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