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Stating the obvious in self defense after making a really stupid mistake.
Person having lost their car keys:
Well, its hard to find so..
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When you take the remote control to one of your televisions, then go around your neighborhood to random people's houses and changin..
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A penis hidden within outrageously long pubes, so it appears it is a large, furry animal with a small head peaking out.
Girl 1: Jesus, ..