What is Deli-strife?
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A stressful episode occuring in or involving deli produce
Deli-worker: "Hey boss, there's a fly in the fridge, I've dropped coffee on the floor and there's fifteen people wanting two slices of ham each. What should I do?!"
Deli-boss: "Leave me alone you useless twat! I can't deal with all this deli-strife today! I'm going for a fag."
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