What is Delivered On The Wrong Side Of The Vagina?


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It's like waking up on the wrong side of the bed, except it's for life.

Bitchy Girl: Ugh. Can't sleep.

Clever Boy: Stroke yourself.

Bitchy Girl: Get a life.

Clever Boy: Done. Got it at Walmart.

Bitchy Girl: Awesome.

Clever Boy: Someeeeone got delivered on the wrong side of the vagina.

Bitchy Girl: How rude are you right now?

Clever Boy: Enough to be called rude. I guess that's obvious, though.

At this point I'd recommend a snack. Say, doritos. Or yogurt. Yogurt has the potential to be healthy and delicious at the same time.

Bitchy Girl: Honestly, fuck off.

Clever Boy: You should have your own show on MTV.

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