What is Delivering The News?
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When a man eats the entire Sunday newspaper (adds includded) and then proceedes to shit out the newspaper in a printing press style, wrap it up and deliver it to his neighbor.
Dale got up early to finish the Sunday paper, and then he ate the entire paper and was caught delivering the news to his neighbor Jan, who just wanted to look at the Sears Catalog.
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1.(n) the beating of the bible... literaly
2.(n) the beating of bible beaters with holy water... physically
3.(adj) having the hair of..
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When a guy does a girl up the ass, and then takes it out and he has poop on his wiener.
I took my wiener out of her butt, and I had a b..