Delivering The News

What is Delivering The News?

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When a man eats the entire Sunday newspaper (adds includded) and then proceedes to shit out the newspaper in a printing press style, wrap it up and deliver it to his neighbor.

Dale got up early to finish the Sunday paper, and then he ate the entire paper and was caught delivering the news to his neighbor Jan, who just wanted to look at the Sears Catalog.

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