Dell Computers

What is Dell Computers?

1.

Piece of shit computers. I can shit computers better than those. Theses unsuspecting people see the ads of the stupid little pot head screamin DUDE UR GETTIN A DELL and get drawn to it. They shit the bed after like 4 months than u call there high quality support and stay on the phone with some dickhead hoo rambles for 4 hours about the wrong thig

Johnny: Watta u doin?

Jimmy: Im playin on my four month old dell.

CRASH

Johnny: Dude ur computer jus crashed.

Jimmy: No prob ill call their great support.

4 hous later......

Support man: CHING CHONG CHO ME CHIN LALALALALALA

Jimmy: Fuck u im getting a Compaq

See Carlos

2.

Just like any other computer you get what you pay for. If you spend $600 on a computer it's going to be a non-upgradable pos just like a Gateway you ignorant fuc.

I got a good deal on a dell computer that's the same fucking thing as the gateway that was $200 more.

3.

thee most POS computer you could EVER buy!! non-upgradable, non-compatable, non-good

Dude your getting a GATEWAY!!!!
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