Delmonte

What is Delmonte?

1.

A fat,hairy,ugly ass cuban ref with the I.Q. of a barnyard animal,succeptible to ANYTHING,and will always hesitate to shower and brush his teeth.

kid:Hey whats up delmonte.

Delmonte:FUU JU NIGGE,im a real G homie!!

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2.

The toughest kid , besides baby salmi and kohut. Hes basically jacked and destroys anyone or anything that gets in his way. His family, especially his mother, is very nice. He walks around like a hardass but really runs a 14 minute mile, so if u wanna race him don't, ull get burned. He takes bitch shots at people and throws people but will never fight anyone. Basically, his muscles compare to those on snoop dogg.

Yo u see delmonte today, his muscles are hitting and tripping people as he waks down the hallway!!!

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