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The small dark curly pubic hairs you find in a hotel room when you turn down your clean bed.
Everytime I turn down my bed at a hotel, I..
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Basically a fancy name for "dishwasher". My ex felt inferior to some of his friends who had cool-sounding jobs, so I made thi..
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To drink approximately 20 pints of shtout and to store them indefinitely just above your pelvis in a seventies suit (elastic) whilst sit..