What is Delta Zeta?
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Delta Zeta is one of the largest, strongest, national sororities. Founded in 1902, at Miami University,DZ has set the standard for loyalty, class, beauty, and academics. The women of Delta Zeta strive for the highest goals and continually achieve top honors. There are many who envy our popularity and beauty and who let jealousy cloud judgement, we pay this no mind.
All the ladies of this amazing sisterhood can hold their heads high and also look at the pin over their hearts, knowing that it is the most beautiful sorority badge ever created. (Tiffany and Co has recognized this and the badge sits in the Smithsonian!)
Our ritual ties us together and our hearts keep that bond as strong as ever.
Today we salute you miss Delta Zeta sister. Not only do you have the looks, brains, and glamour, but most importantly the class to back it up. Sure, frat boys may talk to other ladies, but don't worry, their only dream is to date a DZ.
With that DZ sparkle in your eye and sexy swing in your step, you are every guy's dream and every girl's envy. You can party like a rockstar, yet still keep that sorority class. IF you are lucky enough to get a bid from DZ, celebrate your good fortune! We only initiate the most wonderful women!
If you're dating a DZ, raise your hand. If you're not, raise your standards.
So, you sexy DZs remember: There's only one thing to be... and that's a Delta Zeta!!!!
Only the sexiest are Delta Zetas!
Seth: Hey dude did you hear it's time for the DZ formal again?
Craig; Ya dude, hope I get invited, those girls are smokin' and mad fun!
Seth: Dream on dude, a DZ would never date a douche like you.
Example 2:
Paul: Can you believe that the Delta Zetas were Greek Week champs again this year ?
Steve: Dude, what did you expect ? They are the strongest sorority on campus!
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Usually the hottest sorority on campus, ( Tn, TX, GA etc) funny and fun to be with. My fraternity did a lot with these girls in college (TN) and they were always a lot of fun, and SMOKIN' ( try to watch for rush and check out the new pledge class, that's all I'm saying)
Fucking hotties!
If you want to date a fun sorority chic, go for a Delta Zeta
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One of the most fabulous womens sororities, founded in 1902 at Miami University. Beautiful girls with high standards, excellent academics, and a strong sisterhood bond. Delta Zeta has more chapters than anyother sorority with a strong national foundation and thousands of sisters worldwide.
The Delta Zeta's at my University are the sweetest girls around!
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1. A sorority with a bunch of spoiled, loose chicks who want to fuck everything in sight, but who you shouldn't fuck unless you want your dick to fall off due to the vast range of venerial diseases you would contract. Many are too fat to be reasonable to look at, but a few are kinda hot, and that is how they draw you in.
2. Known as the turtles--"Once you're on your back, you're fucked."
3. I once dated a Delta Zeta who said that although she loved her sorority, she felt she was above their sluttiness. Then she fucked her sorority sister's fiance. That taught me that the things I heard about them were true.
1. First guy: Man, I was so drunk last night, I fucked an easy DZ.
Second guy: That sucks. Was she hot though?
First guy: Under a deuce, but my dick fell off.
2. Easy DZ 1: Oops! I knocked the table upside down!
Easy DZs 2-5: *fucking table legs* That's ok! We haven't had sex in nearly half an hour!
Easy DZs 1-70: *sing song about all the fraternities whose members they have given syphilis*
3. I once gave a Delta Zeta a rose.....and she slit my throat with the thorns.....just to watch me die.
