Delusional Cockbag

What is Delusional Cockbag?


1.

A seemingly intelligent individual whose perception of reality (i.e. value as a human being, ability as a parent or child, importance as a social and moral leader, skills as a lover) is so distorted that no amount of logic, reason, or compassionate pleading can sway them from supporting the Bush administration

My dad has become the king of the delusional cockbags without even trying.

See douchy, worthless, wanker

2.

A seemingly intelligent individual whose perception of reality (i.e. value as a human being, ability as a parent or child, importance as a social and moral leader, skills as a lover) is so distorted that no amount of logic, reason, or compassionate pleading can sway them from supporting the Bush administration

You can only be pro Bush if you are a souless automaton that has lofty goals of one day becoming a delusional cockbag.

See assmonkey, douchebag, republican, televangelist, limbaugh


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