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Whilst masterbating, the ecofriendly male jizes in his girlfriends mouth instead of a paper towel.
I ecojaculated in your girlfriends m..
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Hipster wannabe who attempts to ride a fixed gear bicycle, but is really just a poser
I just got in a bike crash, some fixed queer coul..
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To get in a sticky situation, in reference to Scotch brand of tape.
Yo, I can't go to Atlanta next weekend; I got scotched up with..
