Delwonk

What is Delwonk?


1.

The act of grabbing a person by the back of the head and slamming their face into a shelf, table edge, or other protruding object.

Person 1: Did you hear about the fight yesterday?

Person 2: Yeah, I heard Brad delwonked Mike into the back of a chair.

See delwonk, face, smash, awesome

2.

To grab another person from the back of the head and slam their face on the edge of an object. Like a shelf, table edge, or protruding ledge of some sort.

Person1: "Did you hear about the fight today?"

Person2: "Yeah I heard the Brad delwonked some guy off a bookshelf then a table."

See face, slam, beatdown, fight, delwonk

3.

Pounding of someone's face off the edge of a large object, such as a table. Usually done forcefully after a long argument regarding significant others and cheating.

Ben: Dude! Did you hear Balbs got delwonked?

Gary: Yeah, what's up with that?

Ben: Well I guess she was cheating on Chris and he found out, so he delwonked her off the table.

See smack, pwnt, forshizzle


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