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An animal that must exist because sometimes when you look down in the toilet, you can his little brown tail coming down out of the flush..
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that 1 distant uncle who you only see at big family gatherings who nobody particularly likes and who proceeds to annoy everyone.
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What a guy says, with no hint of sarcasm, after he tries to open a jar of Mayo and fails, and his 95 lb. twig-shaped aneorexic girlfrien..