Demon Lady

What is Demon Lady?


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A intensely creepy, old, woman with one glassy pupil-less eye, too much makeup, black leggings perhaps from the late 70's, and mumbles demonic spells while shopping at your local CVS pharmacy.

Demon Lady: *while looking at cosmetics* that bitch, fucking, asshole, fucking cunt, bitch mother e__o

Customer: >__> *escapes*

Other customer: *reacts by taking a cell phone picture and showing friends* Dude! Did you see that freaky Demonic Lady!? Dear God! :O

See demon, lady, creepy, cvs, old


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