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When you put "Never Gonna Give You Up" on your iPod under the name "Crank Dat". So if an unsuspecting wigger decides..
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Best guitarist you havent heard of, with the exception of Tim Reynolds.. Jake plays in the band Umphrey's McGee, a touring band, pl..