What is Dempsey?
1.
A very good, clean fighter. Often seen in street fights
John: That was a wicked fight
Ted: YA fosure, the winner was a Dempsey
John: Give me my money bitch
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2.
A child-eating, porno-hungry, sex-addicted, beastiologist who performs open heart surgery in the nude. He has a very very large wang (if you look at it at a microscopic level). But everyone loves him cuz hes sexy and cool. Word.
"I awoke from surgery and there was a Dempsey standing above me eating a child while watching porn on a nearby television. I called Lassie to see if my heroic dog would save me, but this Dempsey ended up having sex with her. My life sucks ugh."
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3.
The act of having sex with and eating multiple under-aged dead animals, all of which are of the same gender, covered in taco sauce, on fire, and your siblings.
"I just had a dempsey and it was fun but now I have 3rd degree burns on my penis and no more brothers."
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4.
-used to describe old pompous policemen who fancy themselves a poet
-grammar nazis who amuse themselves by looking up obscure words and using them in front of others to try and impress them
Did you hear that lame ass poem? That bloke is such a dempsey!
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5.
A lactating cow
"I couldn't put my garbage outside because there was a dempsey by my mailbox"
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6.
A Beached whale
Dominatrix
Soul mate for anyone named jason.
a very slow mount
The weapon of mast destruction that blocks nuclear explosion with thunder thighs.
oh my goodness go help that Dempsey! before it dies.
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7.
1.A Toucan's penis
2.A group of overwieght Caucasian businessmen in their late 50's
1.hey, look at that Toucan's penis! oh its a dempsey.
2.that dempsey is eating Subway out of business!
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