Dendraphiliac

What is Dendraphiliac?


1.

A person who has sex with trees.

"Hey baby, your roots are lookin' fiiiine"

2.

A dendraphiliac is a person who commits to have sexwith trees

You remind me of my sister, shes a dendraphiliac 2

See sister, person, trees

3.

Someone who likes girls named after trees

Ross is a dendraphiliac and loves Acacia because she possibly has dendrites.

See love, trees, sex, acacia


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