Dendrophile

What is Dendrophile?

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A person who fornicates with trees, or is sexually aroused by trees. 1% of the worlds population are dendrophiles.

I fucked a tree branch and it cut up my cunt, the bitch. I hate being a dendrophile.

See dendrophiliac, dendrophilia, tree-hugger, pervert

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