What is Denigrify?
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The process of changing an object from a black or brownish hue into something white. This process was founded by german alchemist Philip Augustus Baron Von Hahn in the early 13th century. Shortly after this the great scientist Von Hahn was later named King Phil due to his great advances in the science of reducing the amount of "Negroes" on the streets of Hamberg. The first person to ever be denigrified was the great prophet Zecharieh Ben Shloms. it is common knowledge that the process went horribly wrong and the subject was left only half denigrified. The exact date and location of the first denigrification are unknown and have been under of a lot of controversy recently. Side affects of this may include; a lower level of cleptomaniacy, higher employment rates, substancially less gang violence and fewer urges to beg for money.
"Did you hear the news?"
"What?"
"
Michael Jackson was just denigrified!"
Crime rates have risen sharply in the last few months, this is probably due to a lack of denigrification.
Hey, there is a black man. Lets denigrify him!!!
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