What is Denim Corn?
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The act of a private dancer nibling on the penis through your jeans. Another pioneer defines denim corn as someone who sharts themselves in a mexican restaurant and plays it off as though he sat in food.
I just got back from getting a lap dance in the back room and that stripper gave me some denim corn. It really hurt when she bit my privates, but I think I will go back for another round.
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To complete some manner of mind numbingly boring administrative task as quickly as possible.
Lucification complete.
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