What is Denim Dick?
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The convex bump in your denim jeans formed in the crotch region when in a sitting position. A very annoying & gender-confusing look for the female population since most females actually don't have a dick underneath their denim bulge.
*casually reposition self while in sitting position so denim dick looks less conspicuous*
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2.
A hallucinogenic state when your penis takes on the texture of your denim jeans.
When Alex K. told us of his experience on LSD he was dubbed Denim Dick.
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