Denim Dick

What is Denim Dick?


1.

The convex bump in your denim jeans formed in the crotch region when in a sitting position. A very annoying & gender-confusing look for the female population since most females actually don't have a dick underneath their denim bulge.

*casually reposition self while in sitting position so denim dick looks less conspicuous*

See denim, dick, bulge, bump, pants

2.

A hallucinogenic state when your penis takes on the texture of your denim jeans.

When Alex K. told us of his experience on LSD he was dubbed Denim Dick.

See denim, dick, nickname, alex


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