What is Denmark?
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Where lego comes from!
Lets go to Denmark and see Legoland and knock down all the little lego houses when no-one is looking!
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Illest country on earth. If you don't believe me, go there, see all the tall, blond women and trus' me, you won't wanna come back ta America where all the fat chicks roam free, feeding on whatever their pudgy little hands can reach
Person 1: Yo I was in Denmark this summer
Person 2: Why the fuck did you come back
Person 3: I'm gay dude (can use "swedish" interchangebly with gay)
3.
Home of the most beautiful women in the world.
Take a stroll down Strøget and you will see....
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A wonderland where students are payed to study - and pay half of it in tax
Ask a danish student about the "SU"...
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Small country that saved the most lives during the holocaust. The country has been known to be incredibly safe (yes more then US) there is barley any crime, if something happens, EVERYBODY knows about it
My dad grew up in Denmark and when he moved here a while ago, he got hijacked because he said, "hello, how are you?" to strangers- they choked him and left.
Denmark is the nicest country! Yes I know people think they are racist but its BS.. They were just worried because some of the suicide bombers would wear the Arab clothing just as disguise. They're just not comfortable with that- can u really blame them? Lets keep some security.
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1. A beautiful, kick-ass kingdom on the Baltic
2. Object of lame pastry jokes (i'll slap anyone who dares make one)
3. Home of the Danes and rolling hills
* Danish spelling is Danmark
Denmark is beautiful.
If you make one more Danish joke, I'll slap you!
I'm from Denmark!
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Denmark, is a quiet country. Not everybody are racists! In fact, there aint many. Though of the Mohamed drawings wich should never had been published!
In Denmark, we do often eat sausages (populair called "langelaender poelser" It means long sausages). My dad do often watch football in the tv while he is eating "langelaendere", drinking beer, and the neighbor is comeing over for some yelling at the bad football players.
Girls are goodlooking! Thin and many blonds :) But watch out boys, cause there are many FAKE BLONDS!
People are nice to each other, and though we dont know each other, most people say hi if you meet this person on the street and get eyecontact. Well, some dont respond or dont care.. But people are nice :)
Mr. Hansen: "Hi you! Dont you live on the other side of the road? Yeah, thought i've seen you before. How's your sisters baby?" ..- This is the kind of kindnees wich is very natural asking stuff like that. We are like this in Denmark.
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