What is Dennis Gonzalves?
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Born February 16, 1893 in Huanda, South Cambodia, Dennis is a mythical creature. He played during the SCAB era of baseball during all the strikes, and was not that great. He died October 13, 1995, after he was released by the Athletics. Actual cause of death is uknown, however it is percieved to be heartbreak. He was resurrected May 14, 2004, just in time to coach his new highschool baseball team. Know for hand picking the award winning "coaches" Jeff Huber and Randall Moen. He is a "coach" rofl lol haha lmao lofl rotffl lmnao piece of shit.
Dennis Gonzalves is super duper.
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