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U are on a beach and u dig two big fist size holes in the sand and cover them up with little branches and leaves. u wait till it gets d..
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While you girlfriend (or wife) has fallen asleep after promising you a blow job yet again, you sit next to her and jerk off while she sl..
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The greatest place on the planet. (Oregon)
Ted: Whats the greatest place on the planet, God?
God: Pacific City, OR.
Ted: I like your ..