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To masterbate.
Last night my wife walked in on me while I was quizzing the captain.
See walk the dog, spank the monkey, jerk off, jack..
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When a guy comes behinde a girl raps his arms around her, if lucky the guy puts his hands in the girls front jacket pockets. Very cute f..
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a parranoied fear of non electronic writing methods, most common within IT industry
person 1 "dude... you got a pen?"
person..