What is Denwa?
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More widely known as 'Dennis' or 'Hans'.
A hot German guy that everyone (yes...EVERYONE!) wants to engage in sexual acts with. He has the face of an angel, a body that rivals Arnold Swarzenhoweveryouspellit's during his prime, and a magical golden flute (which he plays to make everyone across the land jolly).
"Oh My God! It's Dennis/Denwa/Hans! The guy I want to have sex with!"
Dennis: "Hey ladies. You all seem to be feeling blue, so i've got something in my pants that will make you all feel better..." *whips out magical golden flute*
"Damn! Did you check out Dennis's pectoralis majors and gluteus maximus?"
