What is Dependapotamus?
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Traditionally a service-members dependent who is a "stay at home mom" that doesn't do a damn thing all day besides sitting on the couch looking remarkably similar to jabba the hut leaching off of military benefits and eating anything that gets too close.
"Dude what the hell is that on your couch?"
"Thats my wife!"
"You need to do something with that dependapotamus."
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having a boner while fingering and old lady at the same time your tossing her salad.
"hey lastnight i went to pick up johnny at hi..
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To suck up to someone.Also known as brown nosin.Or to actually kiss someones ass.
Holy Shit dude get ready for some serious ass kissing..
