What is Dependapotamus?
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Traditionally a service-members dependent who is a "stay at home mom" that doesn't do a damn thing all day besides sitting on the couch looking remarkably similar to jabba the hut leaching off of military benefits and eating anything that gets too close.
"Dude what the hell is that on your couch?"
"Thats my wife!"
"You need to do something with that dependapotamus."
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to listen in on somebody's conversation; to overhear;
i was ear jacking in on my mom's conversation to hear what i was going ..
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To walk at very high speed, although not running.
The effect can be optimized by listening to hard core techno or dance music.
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