What is Dependapotamus?
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Traditionally a service-members dependent who is a "stay at home mom" that doesn't do a damn thing all day besides sitting on the couch looking remarkably similar to jabba the hut leaching off of military benefits and eating anything that gets too close.
"Dude what the hell is that on your couch?"
"Thats my wife!"
"You need to do something with that dependapotamus."
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Any bed that has foam and air in it and when you adjust it to 60 degrees you get the zero gravity position like nasa astronauts.
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