What is Dependapotamus?
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Traditionally a service-members dependent who is a "stay at home mom" that doesn't do a damn thing all day besides sitting on the couch looking remarkably similar to jabba the hut leaching off of military benefits and eating anything that gets too close.
"Dude what the hell is that on your couch?"
"Thats my wife!"
"You need to do something with that dependapotamus."
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a farticle who is too lazy to buy tissues to clean up with and instead uses sock
patches stop cumming in that sock you sock cummer
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An energy drink that is drunk by a VERY tired person in dire need of it.
Dani:Bro! I totally love this ninja drink!
Kailin: ninja drin..
