What is Dependapotamus?
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Traditionally a service-members dependent who is a "stay at home mom" that doesn't do a damn thing all day besides sitting on the couch looking remarkably similar to jabba the hut leaching off of military benefits and eating anything that gets too close.
"Dude what the hell is that on your couch?"
"Thats my wife!"
"You need to do something with that dependapotamus."
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A girl who just lays there like a opposum during sex, even though she is very much alive. She will typically moan a little when poked h..
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when your wiping your ass and the finger breaks through the toilet paper, thus covering it with shit.
wow look at my brown finger ponch..
