Dependopotamus

What is Dependopotamus?

An obese military members wife. AKA, BMW (Big Military Wife)

The dependopotamus can often be found grazing at Burger King on any given military installation.

Why do Dependopotamuses have sex in the water? It's the only way to keep 400lbs. of p%$$* wet.

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