What is Dependopotamus?
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An obese military members wife. AKA, BMW (Big Military Wife)
The dependopotamus can often be found grazing at Burger King on any given military installation.
Why do Dependopotamuses have sex in the water? It's the only way to keep 400lbs. of p%$$* wet.
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Random Words:
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a combination of literally and legitimately. Not as annoying to say as legit (because everyone says that).
OMG! That party was legiter..
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A company founded in 1953 by Cave Johnson, originally to create shower curtains for the U.S. Military, but went in a different direction..
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a cunt otherwise known as a vagina.
Stick your glory meat inside my chuckerella
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