What is Depends?
1.
Interviewer: Dick Cheney, do you wear boxers, or briefs?
Dick Cheney: Depends.
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2.
1. Padded undergarments used to minimise discomfort and embarrassment of sufferers from weak bladders.
2. May also be used during intense moments of laughter.
3. A call-out term after hearing a funny joke.
Depends! Depends! (That was funny. Please bring me my Depends before I wet myself).
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3.
Diapers for the elderly who have lost control of their bladder due to old age. (Can also be used figuratively to make fun of someone with a small bladder or someone who frequently wets their pants/bed.)
"My grandma told me to get her something useful for her birthday, so I got her an economy size package of Depends. She was thrilled."
"My algebra teacher is a bitch and wouldn't let me go to the bathroom more than once during class. I think I pissed my pants!"
"Girl, you gotta get yourself some Depends!"
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4.
A specialised type of pad used by elderly women in case of bladder leakage.
An example of one of the commercials :
Dolores: Fack Edna, I'm pissing like a racehorse!
Edna: Well grab yourself some Depends, bitch! We gotta go get all up in that at the club!
Dolores: Fo real!
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5.
Some big ass diapers!
We went to the store the other day and saw some fatties buyin Depends!
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6.
Indian for, I wore my sexiest lingerie and asked you to be my wife.
I wore my depends today.
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