Deperation Edit Meaning

1. Massive amount of hair growing out of a mans ears. John: Dude, did you see the ear thorns on that old guy? Ron: Yea, someone needs to ..

1. When a girl is shopping around for a male cucumber a.k.a. dick. Last night that chick sure was vegetable shopping when she was drunk. ..

1. Someone who has long, sharp toenails that constantly seems to stab you with them in bed. Makes for a long night and a short relationship..