Deployment Pussy

What is Deployment Pussy?


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n. a state of mind females in the military can begin to exhibit after being deployed to a forward combat zone. The amount of time requisite before a female will begin to demonstrate "deployment pussy" varies. This state of mind is characterized by an unreasonable belief in their own beauty, but can manifest itself in many ways including, but not limited to: treating all men as if they want to fuck the female demonstrating "deployment pussy", behaving as if there is nothing they can do which is incorrect or unreasonable, sexually taunting or tempting any male within arm's reach. This behavior is closely related to deployment handicap.

2LT Garrett has the worst case of deployment pussy I've ever seen! She thinks every swingin' dick on this FOB wants to fuck her!

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