Deportes

What is Deportes?


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In Spanish, the word means "sports." Or so we Americans think. (We are wrong.)

It is in fact, the name of a Mexican sport. In this game, you are trying to jump the border from Mexico to America. You can do this various ways; slingshot, actually jumping, etc. If you win, congratulations! You're an illegal immigrant. However, if you loose, you are deported back to Mexico (hence the name DEPORTes.)

If you play this game, do not loose. Mexican prisons are rough.

I played a round of deportes with Gerardo, but I lost. I'm in a Mexican prison now.

See sport, mexican, border, jumping, deported


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