What is Depot Dike?
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A lesbian who is employed by Home Depot. Hair is typically worn in a "mullet" or parted in the middle and feathered on the sides. Occassionally depot dikes are undistinguishable from their male co-workers. They typically work in the garden or paint department, or as cashiers. Very proficient with power tools and fork lifts.
"Today I saw a really handsome depot dike at Home Depot. It showed me how to repair the flapper on my crapper."
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