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When you're wiping your anus after pooping and you don't want to get the poop on your balls, you pinch the toilet paper togeth..
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Using the excuse "Doing geometry homework" to hook up with your girlfriend.
"Hey baby, I'll be tangent to those cur..
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You take a latex sleeve that goes up to your shoulder, like what they use to inseminate pigs, and you roll it in Elmer's glue. The..
